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A Houstonian’s Guide: A Long Weekend in San Pedro, Belize

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The first time I heard about Belize was on an episode of House Hunters or something like that on HGTV, which is just constantly on in the background at my apartment. A couple was trying to buy THEIR OWN ISLAND for like half a million dollars, which I found incredible that you, like, don’t have to be Johnny Depp to own your own island and that you could be Sherry and Robert Moore, proud Minnesota residents most of the year, but during the winter they wanna chill on their own island with their kids and shit. SAME, Sherry and Robert. SAME.

Anyways, so I googled and quickly added Belize to my short list of places I wanna go to ASAP. Then: My friend got engaged and while Aruba was briefly discussed, I suggested Belize and laid out my argument. It’s cheap to visit, cheap and easy to get to and GORGEOUS. Luckily, our bride was chill af and just wanted beach and pool time so boom Belize it was.

If there’s one thing I want everyone reading this to know is that Belize is an incredible country that is so easy and cheap to get to from Houston (our direct Southwest round-trip flights were $300ish, and tbh where can you fly internationally for that??? My Napa trip was more expensive.) It’s also the most gorgeous place for a girls trip, like we did, or a romantic long weekend, honeymoon, heck, even a wedding! We shared our plane with a whole group going to the wedding!

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We stayed in San Pedro on the Ambergris Caye, and pretty much kicked it there. We had a quick visit to Caye Caulker (pronounced “key”) and boated around a bit, but there are entire other islands pluz Belize inland to explore, which I def plan on doing at a later date.

Here’s how we had the most epic 5-day Bachelorette weekend in my new fave country: Belize!

Stay at The Phoenix Resort

I could say with full confidence that our resort made our vacation as spectacular as it was. First of all, The Phoenix Resort is basically the nicest place to stay in Ambergris Caye. Please tell me somewhere nicer; I will find a way to prove The Phoenix is better. The suites were huge, with large comfy beds (and even a jet hot tub in unit) and complete with a living room, kitchen, and spacious outdoor — the view from that balcony is breathtaking, overlooking the two saline pools and the coast.

I think, if I had to pick, that’s my favorite part of The Phoenix. That breathtaking view fit for a post card reading, “Wish you were here! And I wish I don’t ever have to leave!”

Being a Phoenix guest gets you some major perks. Here were some of the things we loved about staying at The Phoenix… (scroll over to read about each image!)

Things to Do

Swim with sharks and sting rays

After much back and forth amongst ourselves, we booked 8 spots on a Catamaran Belize tour just a few days out — do not recommend that risky business, but the lovely couple that runs the tour group made it super easy for us and even arranged it so that we were the only group on the tour that day, which was such a special surprise for us!

Basically the tour was: two snorkel stops (gear provided), a visit to Caye Caulker, rum drinks, Belizean lunch on board and a sunset cruise back to San Pedro for just over $100 per person for a 7-hour excursion. There’s some customization options, but that was basically the deal, and it was everything we wanted!

First of all, recognizing we were young and fun, we drank… a LOT! But being safety conscious, we didn’t *really* start drinking until after our snorkels, which included petting nursing sharks and stingrays and seeing tons of fish and coral and lil jellyfishies.

Caye Caulker was a real treat, and you can actually stay on that island, which might be my next trip because the island is SO chill. (Scroll down for more).

The lunch was fantastic, but we were famished between snorkels, so I recommend a big breakfast and bring some snacks. After Caye Caulker, we enjoyed the most beautiful boat ride back in the sunset, which alone was worth the cost of the tour. I mean. Stunning.

Float in a tube at a Palapa Bar

A right of passage in San Pedro is floating in a tube at Palapa Bar and getting Belikin beer buckets sent to you via pulley. Food at Palapa is pretty good, too, but skip it and soak in the sun out back — just be sure to go during the heat of the day, especially in the winter. We were shivering by the time we got out of the water as the shade encroached on us.

Oh yeah, and bring a towel. We failed to do that.

Drink from a coconut Caye Caulker

Caye Caulker is worth a visit if not for just two things: Getting a coconut filled with rum (which I bought for like 8 bucks from a man on the side of the unpaved road) and jumping off the platform at the Lazy Lizard! The former being my FAVORITE activity — we put the lime in the coconut!! — of the visit and the latter being the most daring — eek heights!!

Caye Caulker is a tiny lil island divided in two called “The Split” and on one side is the Lazy Lizard, which you can see the otherside from, and on the other side is Koko King, a cute little bar with swings, a trampoline and tasty frozen drinks — also a must visit.

Where to Eat and Drink

There is no shortage of yum places to go out to eat on San Pedro, from tiny tacos and half-priced sparkling wines to authentic Belizean bites and mojitos. Click here to read my Belizean food and drink guide.

Know before you go

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