Yay! Your bestie is getting hitched! They are probably way to stressed out to plan any part of their bachelorette or bachelor party — and tbh you might be too! Have no fear for It’s Not Hou is here! I’ve been the point person on a few bachelorettes in town. I thought I’d finally sit … Continue reading
Last night, I took one for the team and headed to the Downtown Aquarium to find love people watch at ABC’s The Bachelor / The Bachelorette casting call. It was a trip. Casting took place from 5pm to 9pm. I rolled in around 6:30pm, checked in at the front desk and got a number. I … Continue reading
Chad is officially gone, and JoJo and the boys are glad. So, now I believe it is time to recap with rhymes that are bad. Of course, my rhymes are far from perfect, But I think with my wit I can sorta nail it. This week there were a few dates, exactly three, And here … Continue reading
Dang, y’all. It’s already hometowns. This year’s hometown tour includes Colorado, California, Florida and good ‘ole Texas. The hometowns were good… well, Chase was dull, but what else is new. Since you can’t actually watch this and eat pizza with us… Better late than never, right @PapaJohnsHousTx? #pizza #thanks pic.twitter.com/xahqIYO8Ib — Natalie Harms (@nataliejharms) July … Continue reading
I don’t always tweet, but when I do, it’s because the Bachelor is on, and every once and a while, I tweet something funny. Meanwhile, James Taylor survived an apocalypse. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/HG09PtShOz — Natalie Harms (@nataliejharms) June 8, 2016 But yeah not often. The real twitter heroes are out there, though. Here some of my … Continue reading
According to me, this season is over. Luke was sent home, and my jaw is still on the floor. Luke is EVERYTHING and I’m 100% judging JoJo for her MISTAKEZ. Anyways, Luke went home, we cried, then the overnight dates started. Robby killed it, Jordan was OK, but then Chase, AFTER getting invited to the … Continue reading
Wow this season of The Bachelorette has been the most dramatic season yet and all the plot twists and game changers have completely fooled me. I literally just can’t even. That being said, this week’s episode takes the cake. I called nothing. I cannot even believe what just happened. Here are all the things that … Continue reading
Dearest Chad, You don’t know me, but you are on my Fantasy Suiteball team (last round pick — I panicked and picked the one guy I had heard about, a decision I whole-heartedly regret). And, given the amount of screen time ABC gives you, I feel like I already know you. Which is why I’m … Continue reading
You better stock up on wine, guys. May 23rd will be here before you know it, fresh with 26 new dudes vying for JoJo’s love or whatever. More importantly, though, May 23rd means Monday night with your girls, and we want to make it competitive af. Last Bachelor season, we made our first rulebook for … Continue reading
Now that we all have the JoJo song stuck in our heads, TIME TO DRINK. Week two and all the bros are burnt already. Because, priorities. JoJo made her suitors fight fire, and DUH the fire fighter won the game, but Wells won her heart (and mine and also a Snapchat follow from me too). … Continue reading
