The Bachelorette: All the World’s a Meme and All the Men and Women Merely Emojis  (Week 6)
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The Bachelorette: All the World’s a Meme and All the Men and Women Merely Emojis (Week 6)

If I could, I’d use emojis for everything. I can’t, so I’ll tell you what happened on this week’s Bachelorette via my emoji skillz (mental note: add to resume). I’m doing this because you absolutely do not want me to weigh in on the drama of Nickgate 2K15. Buy me a drink, and I’ll explain to … Continue reading

The Bachelorette: If the Bachelorette Were Bumble (Week 3)
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The Bachelorette: If the Bachelorette Were Bumble (Week 3)

So for, like, the first time ever, it truly was the most dramatic Bachelorette ever. Kaitlyn loves Clint, Clint loves JJ, and JJ loves attention. #BrosBeforeHoes #BrokebackBachelor We picked up at the end of last week’s rose ceremony (mid Kupah meltdown) and Houston went home (wahhh) while Healer slides into home (#producerpick). He does peace … Continue reading

Super True, Not at All Satirical Bachelorette Spoilers (They Are All So Real, We Swear)
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Super True, Not at All Satirical Bachelorette Spoilers (They Are All So Real, We Swear)

For an It’s Not Hou It’s Me exclusive, I sat down with Chris B. Harrison (close personal friend). I got him to gab about some spoilers for the first episode of this season of The Bachelorette, which premieres Monday (you bet your roses we’ll be writing all about it). So here are some very real, … Continue reading

The Bachelor Watching Crew Makes Unreasonable Predictions for the Season Finale
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The Bachelor Watching Crew Makes Unreasonable Predictions for the Season Finale

So per usual, Bachelor Monday consisted of wine, food and tons of judgement. Since it was “the biggest finale in Bachelor history” and all, what with Prince Farming finally claiming his princess…and kidnapping her and taking her as prisoner to bumfuck Iowa. Just for shits and giggles, my watch party and I locked in our … Continue reading