Why 5 Hours of The Bachelor Yesterday Was a Good Thing
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Why 5 Hours of The Bachelor Yesterday Was a Good Thing

The producers of this season are messing with my scheduling. WHY. Why did we need two nights of The Bachelor this week? Obviously, I was watching another ridiculously long television special—3.5 hours of the SNL 40th anniversary bc Taylor Swift, Emma Stone, Kristen Wiig, need I go on? So, I actually watched all 5 hours … Continue reading

Your Go-To Drinking Game for The Bachelor
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Your Go-To Drinking Game for The Bachelor

Well as we all know, there are Bachelor drinking games aplenty. But, after carefully watching two episodes of this season, I have your customized drinking game for this season RIGHT HERE. You welcome, gurllll. Drink when… …they are in a pool (aka every date + downtime at the house) …there is awkward dancing …a girl … Continue reading

Real Things Said By Real People on The Bachelor Premiere
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Real Things Said By Real People on The Bachelor Premiere

The World’s Hottest Farmer (other than Old McDonald—dude was hot when he was Young McDonald) is back on TV now as the one—the ONLY (this calendar year)—BACHELOR on ABC. So prepare yourself for tears, “I didn’t come here to make friends,” champagne toasts to “happiness” or “love” or other punch words for Hallmark, and roses … Continue reading

How To: Throw a Corny Bachelor Party
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How To: Throw a Corny Bachelor Party

Do you know what January 5th is? It’s a national holiday. You thought you were done with those, didn’t you? All your nice party-going outfits are at the cleaners and your serving dishes are tucked away. Well, get ’em out again because The Bachelor is back and we’re throwing a party: A Very Corny Bachelor … Continue reading