Y’all I’ve been stung. I kind of love Bumble—a dating app for women who don’t have all day. General concept: You swipe through polo-shirt-wearing bro after polo-shirt-wearing bro. If you match, the girl and only the girl gets to start a convo—saving dudes everywhere from the “hey what’s up” disaster. Everything is bee-related. So were my messages … Continue reading
So I stumbled upon a new dating app, Loveflutter, which is advertised as the Zooey Deschanel of dating apps. It claims its quirky af and will revolutionize the dating app world. Yeah, ok sure. Whatever I signed up. GUESS WHAT. IT’S DUMB. I downloaded it and it asked me to set up my profile. All … Continue reading
The World’s Hottest Farmer (other than Old McDonald—dude was hot when he was Young McDonald) is back on TV now as the one—the ONLY (this calendar year)—BACHELOR on ABC. So prepare yourself for tears, “I didn’t come here to make friends,” champagne toasts to “happiness” or “love” or other punch words for Hallmark, and roses … Continue reading