If I could, I’d use emojis for everything. I can’t, so I’ll tell you what happened on this week’s Bachelorette via my emoji skillz (mental note: add to resume). I’m doing this because you absolutely do not want me to weigh in on the drama of Nickgate 2K15. Buy me a drink, and I’ll explain to you how absolutely ridiculous it all is.
Yep. That’s it. That’s all I’m saying. Not because I’m lazy… (HELLO, that’s an ish-ton of emojis I just searched for, because no. I’m still not familiar with them since I updated my phone with the new IOS. #AllChangeIsBad #regrets). But I do like that I can change ethnicities. Too bad theres no dirty, beanie-wearing girl so Britt’s emoji game can be strong.
Twitter hall of fame:
Who wore the Wonka condescending look best? #TheBachelorette @viallnicholas28 or #WillyWonka pic.twitter.com/0oGZP6S92f
— Natalie Harms (@nataliejharms) June 23, 2015
Just remember, when you judge me, you do not define me, you define yourself. think about that before sending out negativity to any1 tonight
— Kaitlyn Bristowe (@kaitlynbristowe) June 22, 2015
See girls, if you have sex, you will get pregnant and die. #TheBachelorette
— Possessionista (@Possessionista) June 23, 2015
This #TheBachelorette limerick game is fun! @lolbachelor pic.twitter.com/IZEdu04zjk
— Bachelor Banter (@_bachelorbanter) June 23, 2015
There is a more to intimacy than just sex #TheBachelorette #bachelorette
— Nick Viall (@NickViall) June 23, 2015
https://twitter.com/PrincessProbz/status/613160552458797056
"Harrison you want some?" #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/roBwXFulF4
— The Bachelorette (@BacheloretteABC) June 23, 2015
If Kaitlyn was really honest with Jared, she'd tell him how awful his beard is. #TheBachelorette
— Final Rose (@TheFinalRose) June 23, 2015
When I'm sad, taking off my shirt usually helps in case you want to try that, Shawn. #bachelorette
— Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs) June 23, 2015
Oh, #TheBachelorette got @mollythedog like 🙈 pic.twitter.com/59NGvML37o
— Kelly Travis (@kellytravisty) June 23, 2015