If you’ve been reading this blog for any amount of time, you know we’re into great restaurant’s, great shows, and juicing dating gossip (both on screen and online). August is another great month to eat well, drink well and make bad decisions go on dates. Read on to hear about what we love most about … Continue reading
The live tweets for #TheBachelor are more fun to read than to watch the intensity of the show itself! — Anne Herrmann (@anneherrm) March 1, 2016 Weird things happen on The Bachelor all the time, so polygamy isn’t that far off, right? WRONG. This episode of The Bachelor REALLY grinded my gears. THANKFULLY, there was … Continue reading
Ah, yes, the episode where Ben goes home to meet the parents, and we all fight over which family member the women look like most. (Spoiler: Amanda’s offsprings look like her miniaturized, but their voices are deeper. Weird.) Also a common thing that happens on every single hometown: The girls, on cue, all feel nervous about … Continue reading
This week on The Bachelor… my fantasy league is suffering more than this guy. Ben stayed on theme and took all the ladies to another place they probably went to on Spring Break in college—because Mexico and Vegas weren’t enough. The first date was Caila again and they did nothing fun. Their first date was fun. … Continue reading
We found out Jubilee is obsessed with hot dogs (wink, wink; nudge, nudge), Olivia has cankles and Shushanna knows English, but meanwhile we were getting drunk while watching the third episode of Ben the Bachelor. Lauren B. got the first one-on-one date and so know I officially know who she is: boring. JK. But she … Continue reading
So, everyone follow @Bachsnaps on Snapchats… and if you already do, you got some fine pics from the paradise crew. So, like everything, I read a lot into each photo. Clearly, there are some secret spoilers in here. Allow me to predict… Carly and Kirk seem to be pretty close still… hmm are they like … Continue reading
I can hate watch an ENTIRE season of The Bachelor/The Bachelorette. But still. That final episode. I let myself forget that the entire season took place over two months (TWO MONTHS!!1!). These people have “fallen in love” in a shorter time than your summer break. I’ve had my tooth brush longer than that (ew?). There … Continue reading
Kaitlyn is driving us crazy. With here back and forth with Shawn and Nick… meanwhile the world’s most perfect, articulate man (ahem, Ben) is just chillin with his beautiful face and his above-a-3rd-grade-reading-level words (not something all the guys can claim). That is, until he is asked to leave. Kaitlyn, THIS is why everyone trolls … Continue reading
Drink every time you… feel incredibly uncomfortable watching The Bachelorette. Drunk. This show is, like, awesome, right? Like, sure overdramatic by a lot, but how articulate is Kaitlyn. I’ve decided that she is perfect for this. Follow her on snapchat. Your life will change. But… So, like so much manmotion this week. How awkward is … Continue reading
If I could, I’d use emojis for everything. I can’t, so I’ll tell you what happened on this week’s Bachelorette via my emoji skillz (mental note: add to resume). I’m doing this because you absolutely do not want me to weigh in on the drama of Nickgate 2K15. Buy me a drink, and I’ll explain to … Continue reading