I can hate watch an ENTIRE season of The Bachelor/The Bachelorette. But still. That final episode. I let myself forget that the entire season took place over two months (TWO MONTHS!!1!). These people have “fallen in love” in a shorter time than your summer break. I’ve had my tooth brush longer than that (ew?). There … Continue reading
Kaitlyn Bristowe is not a saint. She never claimed to be that nor is that a prerequisite for being The Bachelorette. When she was on The Bachelor, she did not mislead ANYONE into thinking she was one way (i.e. well-behaved romantic with idealistic dreams and a PC approach to things, like most Bachelorettes) only to … Continue reading
Kaitlyn is driving us crazy. With here back and forth with Shawn and Nick… meanwhile the world’s most perfect, articulate man (ahem, Ben) is just chillin with his beautiful face and his above-a-3rd-grade-reading-level words (not something all the guys can claim). That is, until he is asked to leave. Kaitlyn, THIS is why everyone trolls … Continue reading
Y’all. ABC just wrote a FAT check to http://www.dramaticmusicforsale.com. Just like wow. #Emotions SO many emotions that I was like yawn. WE GET IT. You love Shawn (Obvi) and just think Nick is super sexy. I’m fine with it, but it just seems weird it’s not the other way around? Like, have you seen Shawn? … Continue reading
If I could, I’d use emojis for everything. I can’t, so I’ll tell you what happened on this week’s Bachelorette via my emoji skillz (mental note: add to resume). I’m doing this because you absolutely do not want me to weigh in on the drama of Nickgate 2K15. Buy me a drink, and I’ll explain to … Continue reading
Fact: The Bachelorette went to Texas. Fact: This pleases me much. False: San Antonio is in the heart of TX. “Deep in the heart of Texas” is more of a construct than an actual destination. Home is where the heart is, therefore home is the heart of Texas. UGH FOREIGNERS DON’T GET IT. False: Gruene … Continue reading
It’s like day two and they are already jet setting. Where to? To stay in Times Square in NYC where they go on a date in a deserted Met (stahp), copter around the Statue of Liberty (shut the front door) then they dance on Broadway and touch the new years eve ball. WHAT. Thousands of NYC … Continue reading
I’m realizing that I can’t ever be a true feminist as long as I watch The Bachelorette. Just, like… the two don’t compute. Especially this week 2 of the Kaitlyn season. Eek. I need a hole to put my head in. It STORMED in Houston during the episode, so I lost some moments of the … Continue reading
…and all through my apartment. Not a insta went unliked nor a tweet not sent. No wine in the pantry hadn’t been uncorked. And no pasta on our plates went un-forked. I in my yoga pants my friends in theirs too. All patiently waited to see what the producers would do. The clock ticked seven and the … Continue reading
OK, so I’m a little scared of how much of my fake spoilers were right. But I’m more scared of this season. After part one of night one (like an effing Shakespeare play. Act 1, Scene 1: The Sexism in the Foyer), I’m convinced that this season is going to be a shit show, so … Continue reading