If I could, I’d use emojis for everything. I can’t, so I’ll tell you what happened on this week’s Bachelorette via my emoji skillz (mental note: add to resume). I’m doing this because you absolutely do not want me to weigh in on the drama of Nickgate 2K15. Buy me a drink, and I’ll explain to you how absolutely ridiculous it all is.
Yep. That’s it. That’s all I’m saying. Not because I’m lazy… (HELLO, that’s an ish-ton of emojis I just searched for, because no. I’m still not familiar with them since I updated my phone with the new IOS. #AllChangeIsBad #regrets). But I do like that I can change ethnicities. Too bad theres no dirty, beanie-wearing girl so Britt’s emoji game can be strong.