Ahhh, what’s a better place for some great decisions than Phuket, Thailand. (Seriously, Bachelor people? You’re in on the joke.) SURPRISE, SURPRISE. JoJo picked Jordan. Hint: Here’s how to predict the runner up. The producers make it look maybe, MAYBE the loser has a chance (ahem, JoJo’s family loving Robby and Robby planning out their life full of … Continue reading
The most dramatic episode in Bachelor history would DEFINITELY be a Women Tell All episode NO DOUBT. And, lucky us, we get a WTA this Monday. I say lucky because it means one thing: DRINKING GAME. This one is completely irrelevant, so let’s update it. Drink every time someone talks over someone else Drink every … Continue reading
The live tweets for #TheBachelor are more fun to read than to watch the intensity of the show itself! — Anne Herrmann (@anneherrm) March 1, 2016 Weird things happen on The Bachelor all the time, so polygamy isn’t that far off, right? WRONG. This episode of The Bachelor REALLY grinded my gears. THANKFULLY, there was … Continue reading
My friends and I have always had the inside joke of “The Bachelor Intern.” You know, the poor soul who has to drain the hot tub at the end of the night and trim the thorns off the roses that are presented to the ladies. Tonight, during Bachelor Live, Chris Harrison alluded to this joke, … Continue reading
I can hate watch an ENTIRE season of The Bachelor/The Bachelorette. But still. That final episode. I let myself forget that the entire season took place over two months (TWO MONTHS!!1!). These people have “fallen in love” in a shorter time than your summer break. I’ve had my tooth brush longer than that (ew?). There … Continue reading
If I could, I’d use emojis for everything. I can’t, so I’ll tell you what happened on this week’s Bachelorette via my emoji skillz (mental note: add to resume). I’m doing this because you absolutely do not want me to weigh in on the drama of Nickgate 2K15. Buy me a drink, and I’ll explain to … Continue reading
I’m realizing that I can’t ever be a true feminist as long as I watch The Bachelorette. Just, like… the two don’t compute. Especially this week 2 of the Kaitlyn season. Eek. I need a hole to put my head in. It STORMED in Houston during the episode, so I lost some moments of the … Continue reading
So per usual, Bachelor Monday consisted of wine, food and tons of judgement. Since it was “the biggest finale in Bachelor history” and all, what with Prince Farming finally claiming his princess…and kidnapping her and taking her as prisoner to bumfuck Iowa. Just for shits and giggles, my watch party and I locked in our … Continue reading
HAHA SO LAST NIGHT. I hung out with a bunch of women and drank wine while we watched other women yell at each other over friendship and a boy. People called people insecure and jealous. Tears were shed. Eyes were rolled. And like I wasn’t in a sorority house. It was Women Tell All on … Continue reading
The producers of this season are messing with my scheduling. WHY. Why did we need two nights of The Bachelor this week? Obviously, I was watching another ridiculously long television special—3.5 hours of the SNL 40th anniversary bc Taylor Swift, Emma Stone, Kristen Wiig, need I go on? So, I actually watched all 5 hours … Continue reading