On November 14th, on the eve of Anastasia Hansen’s birthday, we—along with a dozen or so of her closest friends—embarked on an adventure unlike any other: We participated in a #Caturday themed Pedal Party.

We drank then pedaled… then drank some more. And, then… some more. We did things. People said stuff. Here’s what happened, in no particular order (as remembered by Natalie and Anastasia):

30 Jell-O shots taken

58 cat posters posted

48 beers popped

5 onesies worn

1 bag of Franzia slapped and shared

2 shot glassed stolen by 1 klepto

1 earring lost (RIP)

7 (or more?) cat ears worn

A dozen fireball shots taken—but it honestly could’ve been more.

11 passersby honked

16 people danced, terribly to mediocrely

4 bars visited on Pedal Party

AND…2 more for shits and giggles after

15 very sore bottoms

Unlimited memories

1 hilarious day after in which we filled in the blanks