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If Taylor Swift’s New Album Was A Christmas Album

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T Swifty is the queen of everything, so why not Christmas too? Here’s three of her 1989 singles with remixed Christmas lyrics—and a karaoke video so you can sing along. Don’t say I never gave you anything.

Drink it all (to the tune of Shake It Off)

I give gifts to late
Got eggnog on the brain.
That’s what santa says, mmm, that’s what santa says.
I got my ugly sweater.
But I guess it could be better.
That’s what santa says, mmm, that’s what santa says.

But I keep carolin’ can’t stop won’t stop singing
It’s like I got this jingle in my bells and it’s going on all night.
Cause the eggnog gonna pour pour pour
And uncle Bob’s gonna ask for more more more
Santa, I’m just gonna drink, drink, drink,
I drink it all, drink it all.

Try it yourself:

Blank Christmas Card (to the tune of Blank Space)

Nice sweater, is it new?
I got many incredible gifts.
iPad, gift cards, new car, cash
Saw them there and I thought
OH my god, those are mine?
They look like a good time.
Should I open them or wait?
Beats headphones, scarf and hat
and subscriptions to magazines
Oh shit, mom got me xmas socks
And I know you have a gift for me
So hey, I guess I was nice
I’m dying to see inside your gift
Grab your present and my hand
I can make a naughty guy nice for a Christmas

So it’s gonna be a white xmas
Or it’s gonna be hot as hell.
You can tell me when Charlie Brown’s over
If the wah wah wahing was annoying
Got a lot of Starbucks gift cards
That I can use for peppermint mochas
‘Cause you know I love the frappes
And you love the lattes

‘Cause we’re young and it’s Christmas
We’ll take this day too far
We won’t leave you giftless
Or with a pair of socks
Got a lot of Starbucks gift cards
That I can use for peppermint mochas
But I’ve got a blank Christmas card, baby
And I’ll write your name

Sing your heart out:

 

Sugar Plum Dreams (to the tune of Wildest Dreams)

Santa said let’s get out the North Pole
Fly over the city
Over the crowds
I thought elves couldn’t help me now
Christmas doesn’t last forever
But Santa won’t let his sleigh go down
He’s so tall, and jolly as hell
His cheeks are so pink, and he jiggles so well
I can see my friends wanting to join and my one condition is

Say you’ll never regift to me
Re-wrapping up a nice dress, given from your auntie, girls
Lotions and earrings too
Say you’ll never regift to me even in your sugar plum dreams (Ah ah)
Sugar plum dreams (Ah ah)

All together now:

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