So, I’m having trouble typing this because my I rolled my eyes so many times last night, they are permanently stuck there. Sorjsy forr any smelling mitoks.

As we all know, Kelsey is absolutely insane, and everyone else is pretty hilarious about it. Here are some things that were said/tweeted

Kaitlin:

“There’s something in the air. Bitches be crazy.”

Becca:

“Did she not have enough time in his bedroom?”

Ashley:

“Because I don’t have a sad story, this isn’t going to go well for me.”

Do you think producers wore bullet proof vests during Kelsey’s interviews? Just in case.. #TheBachelor

— Kelly Travis (@kellytravisty) February 10, 2015

America, watch out. #thebachelor pic.twitter.com/OCvzqkHOv5 — Jaclyn Swartz (@JaclynSwartz) February 10, 2015

Girls like Kelsey are why people think the show is staged. #TheBachelor

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) February 10, 2015

Chris did a dick Chris thing… he stole Britt and took her to a concert of Mr. and Mr. Country Stars. Like, just marry her and send everyone else home, kay? Then y’all can live together for approximately 5 weeks, then be on the cover of US Weekly when y’all break up she breaks up with you because this girl does NOT wants to live in Iowa.

So, KardAshley is a real thing……… just so you know.

Ashley:

“I am real and she’s fake.” (about Kelsey). I wouldn’t go THAT far, Kardashley.

Kelsey:

ugh idk she said something but I was throwing up.

Chris:

“I need someone who gets a long with other people.” Why… bc there’s no other people in Iowa.

On Kardashley’s amazon wish list: #thebachelor pic.twitter.com/xWNmhD82Yo

— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) February 10, 2015

Then the literal worst both went home.

…and there was much rejoicing. #TheBachelor https://t.co/Hq4WTb2bqz

— The Bachelor (@BachelorABC) February 10, 2015

Then the biggest eye roll:

Two-night affair next week. Kill me.