If you are, you’re extremely intrigued by this headline. If you’re not new, then you know that: a. I love reviewing my subscription services and that we here at It’s Not Hou love a good poem. Well, I’m bringing’ poetry back, yeah.
I am obsessed with this month’s BirchBox so so so much. So, in honor of the “Creativity” theme for March… I give you:
Cargo Swimmables™ Water Resistant Blush
I like the orange color
And the metal tin
But, hell no to the 26 dollar(s)
I guess I’ll go to CVS again
Maybe I’ll regret not wanting to buy
If one day a rainstorm takes place
And on that day I meet a dreamy guy
With blush running down my face
Well then, guess I’ll know where to get
This blush and never again fret
Cover FX Mattifying BB Gel
I know I have no one else to blame
I told Birch what I thought was my tone
I do feel really stupid and lame
But what to do with it until it’s gone?
I’ve been combining it with my concealer
Putting the two together and mixing
It makes my make up smoother and gentler
Honestly, it pretty much does the fixing
But if I put too much light BB cream
I end up looking like the face from Scream
Michael Todd Kaolin Clay Mask
I guess technically this is clay
I never did learn the difference
I bailed on science in school so idk
I ran away from class, hopped the fence
Only to have this glaring confusion haunt me
I should google it, I really should
But I am too lazy to look and see
I promise you I really would
But it’s bedtime—it’s almost ten!
So clay will be mud tonight, amen.
MyChelle Refining Sugar Cleanser
Apparently my skin it softens
Each time you use, you rid many a dead cell
But for effects you must use it often!
It just cleans my pores so well
The full-size product, I want
But for 25 dollars, I am not sure
I wish money just didn’t daunt
For that reason, the lottery is a lure
I hear for that you have to enter to win
Ain’t nobody got time for that habit to begin
Macadamia Professional™ Nourishing Moisture Masque – 8 oz.
You must wait 5 minutes or so
To really let the cream sink in
After that, just rinse and go
And dry your hair with a grin
For you will have luscious locks
If you use the product from time to time
For hair care, you must think out of the box
But fear overuse, for it can cause grease and grime
But other than that, I love it!
It completes my hair product kit