Sooooo I may not be getting on a plane in less than 24 hours. For a 9 day trip. To Ireland. I haven’t started packing. I don’t know what the weather is like there. I don’t even know if I have a suitcase. I certainly don’t have the mental capacity to pull things out of drawers and plan what I want to wear for the next week.
There are many things that I would like to be doing right now. Absolutely none of them include packing:
Wait in line at the DMV
Watch a documenatry on the makings of Spam
Do my taxes
Babysit the cast of Toddlers and Tiaras
Get stuck in an elevator with a sweaty high school football team
Run a marathon
Read the dictionary…out loud…in the quiet section of the library…with a microphone
Bathe a cat
Sit in traffic
Chew tin foil
Do 50,000 sit-ups
Listen to Nickleback on repeat
Go to the dentist
Watch a Netflix video that won’t stop buffering
Reorganize a Forever 21 store
Apply to med school
Peel 3000 potatoes…with a spork
Meet up with an ex and his new gf
Go to NYFW wearing crocs
Join the Mathletes
JK math is cool. I’d roll with Kevin G. any day. But probably not if it requires packing….