I did the most adulting thing of my young adult life: I bought a car. No seriously, I spent money on a new car which I now own instead of my old car. Currently in my parking space outside my apartment is a brand new car, which, if you forgot, I OWN. This might be … Continue reading
We’ve all been there: You’re in a bind. Your hair looks more like a mop than a human’s head. You have one hour and only one place is still taking appointments for the evening. Leap of faith, right? Go spontaneity! Big mistake. Huge. Well, this was me on Friday. Visible Changes was all booked, so … Continue reading
Full disclosure: this post took 12 times as long as it could have because each key stroke took alotta time and effort…soooo…sore. And here’s why. I did a dumb thing. I took a class called “BootCamp” and now my muscles hate me. Because all the words hurt to make… I’m gonna give you some gifs … Continue reading
Spin classes are boring. Well, I guess most workouts are boring. But like, when you run you’re seeing your city and being in nature. And when you do some sort of weight lifting class, you’re doing different muscle groups, so there’s variety. When you spin, you’re literally going no where but pretending like you’re climbing … Continue reading
Y’all I’ve been stung. I kind of love Bumble—a dating app for women who don’t have all day. General concept: You swipe through polo-shirt-wearing bro after polo-shirt-wearing bro. If you match, the girl and only the girl gets to start a convo—saving dudes everywhere from the “hey what’s up” disaster. Everything is bee-related. So were my messages … Continue reading
A few weeks before Christmas, my friend’s boyfriend contacted me with a proposition. He wanted to get his girlfriend, Annie something special for Christmas. His idea of the ideal Christmas gift was paying for my other friend Christen and I to jump out of a perfectly good airplane with her. At first we were like And … Continue reading