Well as we all know, there are Bachelor drinking games aplenty. But, after carefully watching two episodes of this season, I have your customized drinking game for this season RIGHT HERE. You welcome, gurllll.
…they are in a pool (aka every date + downtime at the house)
…there is awkward dancing
…a girl says “like” (dude you’ll get, like, so drunk)
…a girl has had one too many (+a shot when there is drunk twerking involved)
…clearly these girls have unexciting lives and say a version of the following: “never in my life,” “once in a lifetime opportunity,” or “opportunity of a lifetime”
…Kaitlyn says something sassy (#myspiritanimalrighthere)
…the mothers refer to their celebrity-style named children: Ireland and Kale.
…Ashley S. says something deep and introspective (Ex: “You don’t want to lose the world, but actually you don’t want to gain it” or “Who’s going to get the rose? Oh I don’t know, maybe an angel will.”)
…someone talks about marrying Chris/refers to him as future husband
…news producer Jillian’s but is blackboxed—what is that about?
…Ashley I. says something Kardashian-esc (Ex: I’m more Kardashian than country)
…Mackenzie (mother to Kale, newly aware of Alfalfa) says something incredibly dumb
…Megan (hitter of heads) says something incredibly dumb
Take a shot when…
…Chris says “from the moment I met you” referring to a few days ago
…there’s a cheers “to us” or “to you”
…someone says a nonword.
…the girls say something Chris does (that is average at best) is SO OMG SWEEEEET.
…a noise happens that your ears literally can’t compute
Just effing finish your class of wine while shaking your head when…
…these women take womenkind back tens of years (Ex: the fact that Mackenzie thinks Chris will love taking Ashley I’s virginity)
…someone exploits some tragedy they went through on TV…..
…Ashley I.—the virgin—does something nonvirginal (Ex: have him rub her bellybutton ring/pull him atop her in a make out sesh.)
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