I haven’t seen a split this big among my friends since “The Dress.” On one hand, you have the Nick haters, and I see their points. He’s always a sort of a villain. He tells it like it is, sure, but not exactly in a nice way. He’s always a runner up, which SUCKS, but … Continue reading
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(We’re Over) The Bachelorette: How to Throw a Bachelor in Paradise Premiere Party (Week 9)
Ahhh, what’s a better place for some great decisions than Phuket, Thailand. (Seriously, Bachelor people? You’re in on the joke.) SURPRISE, SURPRISE. JoJo picked Jordan. Hint: Here’s how to predict the runner up. The producers make it look maybe, MAYBE the loser has a chance (ahem, JoJo’s family loving Robby and Robby planning out their life full of … Continue reading
The Bachelor: Ben Being Annoying and Twitter is the Best (Week 9)
The live tweets for #TheBachelor are more fun to read than to watch the intensity of the show itself! — Anne Herrmann (@anneherrm) March 1, 2016 Weird things happen on The Bachelor all the time, so polygamy isn’t that far off, right? WRONG. This episode of The Bachelor REALLY grinded my gears. THANKFULLY, there was … Continue reading
The Bachelor: 10 Things Bachelor Interns Did in This Episode (Week 4)
My friends and I have always had the inside joke of “The Bachelor Intern.” You know, the poor soul who has to drain the hot tub at the end of the night and trim the thorns off the roses that are presented to the ladies. Tonight, during Bachelor Live, Chris Harrison alluded to this joke, … Continue reading
Super True, Not at All Satirical Bachelorette Spoilers (They Are All So Real, We Swear)
For an It’s Not Hou It’s Me exclusive, I sat down with Chris B. Harrison (close personal friend). I got him to gab about some spoilers for the first episode of this season of The Bachelorette, which premieres Monday (you bet your roses we’ll be writing all about it). So here are some very real, … Continue reading
The Bachelor Infuriated Us Last Night
So, I’m taking this quiz (internet, bc I’m not in school—still is exciting to me) about whether Chris Soules and I are Soules-mates. I could’ve bet that we weren’t. For instance, I like pizza and he likes corn. I like writing, and he likes corn. I like cities, and he likes corn. I like cats, … Continue reading
Your Go-To Drinking Game for The Bachelor
Well as we all know, there are Bachelor drinking games aplenty. But, after carefully watching two episodes of this season, I have your customized drinking game for this season RIGHT HERE. You welcome, gurllll. Drink when… …they are in a pool (aka every date + downtime at the house) …there is awkward dancing …a girl … Continue reading