I have three priorities when it comes to evaluating and picking a happy hour. 1. There’s gotta be food on the menu. Yes, I love drinks and the drink-only happy hour works at some already cheap bars and restaurants, but wherever I go, it’s gotta have something for me to nibble on. 2. It has … Continue reading
Spring has sprung in Houston, which means hot temps and cold drinks… right? Right. I got two new bars and three new-to-me bars — which is exciting! Eloise Nichols Grill and Liquors, 2400 Mid Lane Hi, I have a crush on Eloise Nichols. This new bar and restaurant is so insanely instagramable. From the brick … Continue reading
Tis the season to be merry. The best way to get your holiday spirit on? A little shmoozy booze to get your party on. Below are some unique alcoholic party starters that work perfectly as hostess gifts that say I’m classy, I have manners, but also I like to get a little down and dirty … Continue reading
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Twisted Shotz, America’s first shooter brand for women, is coming to Houston this summer and spreading their mantra, “Women call the shotz!” Lolz. Cheesy mantra, delicious shots. It’s Not Hou had a chance to get twisted in style (aka by watching the season premiere of The Bachelorette). The shotz come in little plastic shot glasses with a divider … Continue reading
HAHA SO LAST NIGHT. I hung out with a bunch of women and drank wine while we watched other women yell at each other over friendship and a boy. People called people insecure and jealous. Tears were shed. Eyes were rolled. And like I wasn’t in a sorority house. It was Women Tell All on … Continue reading
The producers of this season are messing with my scheduling. WHY. Why did we need two nights of The Bachelor this week? Obviously, I was watching another ridiculously long television special—3.5 hours of the SNL 40th anniversary bc Taylor Swift, Emma Stone, Kristen Wiig, need I go on? So, I actually watched all 5 hours … Continue reading
After years and years of “would you rather” games, I’m thinking more and more that I could absolutely live off only sushi for the rest of my life. But, if prompted: “Would you rather eat only pizza for the rest of your life or sushi?” I think I would definitely opt for pizza—BC PIZZA! You … Continue reading
Do you love drinking? Do you need a lil somethin, somethin to deal with your family members take the edge off? Do you just effin love the holidays? Well we have just the thing for you! ALCOHOL. Here are five drinks/liquors to help you stock your place to throw an awesome party or make a … Continue reading
November 21st will be my second anniversary of being 21. For the easily confused, I will be turning 23. And, Natalie two years ago has a very similar bar scene to Natalie current day: Midtown. I know! Anyone familiar with Houston is either shaking their head, disappointed with my avoidance of the hundreds of amazing Houston … Continue reading