https://twitter.com/anneherrm/status/704507928942944258
Weird things happen on The Bachelor all the time, so polygamy isn’t that far off, right? WRONG. This episode of The Bachelor REALLY grinded my gears. THANKFULLY, there was Twitter to make me laugh to and clap at. Twitter game was super strong, so I thought I’d have Twitter help me recap the episode.
Caila’s date
Ben and Caila rode on a bamboo raft
Not sure if Jamaica or the Jungle Cruise at Disney…@BachelorABC #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/6HvIT0cptd
— Good Morning America (@GMA) March 1, 2016
And it was awkward
This awkwardness is making me feel awkward. #TheBachelor
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 1, 2016
https://twitter.com/PrincessProbz/status/704474918742839296
Caila: "It's funny you noticed there was something wrong with me today."
CAILA, YOU DIDN'T SPEAK. Ben isn't a blind moron. #TheBachelor— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) March 1, 2016
Apparently things work out, and they actually talk then go to the fantasy suite. No one on Twitter cared.
Lauren’s date
Ben took Lauren to rescue cockroaches turtles
Hey there! 😍@BachelorABC #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/cP1hlkdlmP
— Good Morning America (@GMA) March 1, 2016
They literally have the cutest date. Ben says he thinks she is too good for him and she goes:
"You are legitimately the man of my dreams." – Lauren 😍 #TheBachelor
— The Bachelor (@BachelorABC) March 1, 2016
THEN IT HAPPENED.
BEN JUST SAID THE "L" WORD!?@BachelorABC #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/sggSsdvjI6
— Good Morning America (@GMA) March 1, 2016
BEN THAT IS NOT PART OF THE RULES!!!!! #THeBAchelor
— Possessionista (@Possessionista) March 1, 2016
More cuteness happened, and I audibly “awed.”
Well, shoot, that's pretty adorable right there.@BachelorABC #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/KD2mqjzCHo
— Good Morning America (@GMA) March 1, 2016
JoJo’s date
The took a helicopter to a waterfall and 5 seconds later they were also exchanging ILYs.
Best. What? Ever. #TheBachelor https://t.co/MBLgZ9zzIM
— The Bachelor (@BachelorABC) March 1, 2016
https://twitter.com/elisefoley/status/704484756017254400
Then we all realized something…
In a weird way, I miss this. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/mp5zHjOWgv
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 1, 2016
When Ben said he loved JoJo too… me af:
ben you can't just tell everyone you love them #thebachelor pic.twitter.com/OifS58mH0Q
— keyan (@keyanaubrey) March 1, 2016
And we got a sense of major foreboding.
https://twitter.com/theyearofelan/status/704486451983953920
They go off to fantasy suite.
Rose time
WAIT JK. Caila decides to surprise Ben. Bad idea. He dumps her.
https://twitter.com/AshleySpivey/status/704495962031591425
But the real MVP was Caila’s hair.
Impressed. Through it all, @CailaQuinn's curls can withstand weather and heartbreak. What's her secret? #TheBachelor
— Possessionista (@Possessionista) March 1, 2016
Then for the roses, we ha had some conspiracy theories.
I FIGURED IT OUT @benhiggi REALLY WASNT SPOSED TO SAY HE LOVED LAUREN SO THEY MADE HIM SAY IT TO JOJO TOO TO KEEP SUSPENSE #thebachelor
— Bre (@the1bred) March 1, 2016
And some eye daggers.
This look JoJo gave Lauren B is pure daggers. If I'm Lauren I'm fearing for my life #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/xJWtol3j9X
— Brendan Mulligan (@mullaby) March 1, 2016
And some more theories.
https://twitter.com/chasebricker/status/704508316937011200
Yikes, I’m exhausted.
My face after watching this week's episode of #TheBachelor #whatishappening 🙄 pic.twitter.com/or964nfHyb
— Sarah Wilson (@SarahWilson92) March 1, 2016