Drink every time you… feel incredibly uncomfortable watching The Bachelorette. Drunk. This show is, like, awesome, right? Like, sure overdramatic by a lot, but how articulate is Kaitlyn. I’ve decided that she is perfect for this. Follow her on snapchat. Your life will change. But… So, like so much manmotion this week. How awkward is … Continue reading
So for, like, the first time ever, it truly was the most dramatic Bachelorette ever. Kaitlyn loves Clint, Clint loves JJ, and JJ loves attention. #BrosBeforeHoes #BrokebackBachelor We picked up at the end of last week’s rose ceremony (mid Kupah meltdown) and Houston went home (wahhh) while Healer slides into home (#producerpick). He does peace … Continue reading
OK, if I’m being honest… I don’t *really* miss watching Prince Farming bumble and burp along for two hours every Monday night. I don’t miss the girl drama and bathing suit scenes. I definitely don’t miss roses—ick. BUT….. like huge but. Nikki Minaj-sized but. I do miss my friends coming over and I miss drinking … Continue reading
The producers of this season are messing with my scheduling. WHY. Why did we need two nights of The Bachelor this week? Obviously, I was watching another ridiculously long television special—3.5 hours of the SNL 40th anniversary bc Taylor Swift, Emma Stone, Kristen Wiig, need I go on? So, I actually watched all 5 hours … Continue reading
So, I’m taking this quiz (internet, bc I’m not in school—still is exciting to me) about whether Chris Soules and I are Soules-mates. I could’ve bet that we weren’t. For instance, I like pizza and he likes corn. I like writing, and he likes corn. I like cities, and he likes corn. I like cats, … Continue reading
Y’all I’ve been stung. I kind of love Bumble—a dating app for women who don’t have all day. General concept: You swipe through polo-shirt-wearing bro after polo-shirt-wearing bro. If you match, the girl and only the girl gets to start a convo—saving dudes everywhere from the “hey what’s up” disaster. Everything is bee-related. So were my messages … Continue reading
So I stumbled upon a new dating app, Loveflutter, which is advertised as the Zooey Deschanel of dating apps. It claims its quirky af and will revolutionize the dating app world. Yeah, ok sure. Whatever I signed up. GUESS WHAT. IT’S DUMB. I downloaded it and it asked me to set up my profile. All … Continue reading
So the conversation starts out like usual. There’s the pick-up line, the where ya from/where do ya work small talk, you find something in common, the conversation gets a little flirty, and then BAM invitation to meet up. So assuming you want to meet up [and not hook up] the pressure is on to find … Continue reading