So, I’m having trouble typing this because my I rolled my eyes so many times last night, they are permanently stuck there. Sorjsy forr any smelling mitoks. As we all know, Kelsey is absolutely insane, and everyone else is pretty hilarious about it. Here are some things that were said/tweeted Kaitlin: “There’s something in the … Continue reading
Single? Desperate? Looking for “The One”? Turn on your telly, open your Netflicks, and fire up your Tivo, because reality dating is both the best and worst thing to every happen to your week nights. If you haven’t indulged in this phenomenal occurrence in the reality tv world, GTFO, are you human?! it’s about time. I know what you’re thinking: … Continue reading
So, I’m taking this quiz (internet, bc I’m not in school—still is exciting to me) about whether Chris Soules and I are Soules-mates. I could’ve bet that we weren’t. For instance, I like pizza and he likes corn. I like writing, and he likes corn. I like cities, and he likes corn. I like cats, … Continue reading
As we all know, ABC’s The Bachelor is the greatest thing to every happen to a Monday (sorry Monday Night Football…). There is nothing better than gathering with your friends, to sit down, enjoy a bottle of wine with your besties each and obsess over the phenomenon that is reality dating television–that is unless the stars of said reality … Continue reading
Well as we all know, there are Bachelor drinking games aplenty. But, after carefully watching two episodes of this season, I have your customized drinking game for this season RIGHT HERE. You welcome, gurllll. Drink when… …they are in a pool (aka every date + downtime at the house) …there is awkward dancing …a girl … Continue reading
The World’s Hottest Farmer (other than Old McDonald—dude was hot when he was Young McDonald) is back on TV now as the one—the ONLY (this calendar year)—BACHELOR on ABC. So prepare yourself for tears, “I didn’t come here to make friends,” champagne toasts to “happiness” or “love” or other punch words for Hallmark, and roses … Continue reading
Do you know what January 5th is? It’s a national holiday. You thought you were done with those, didn’t you? All your nice party-going outfits are at the cleaners and your serving dishes are tucked away. Well, get ’em out again because The Bachelor is back and we’re throwing a party: A Very Corny Bachelor … Continue reading