The Bachelor Watching Crew Makes Unreasonable Predictions for the Season Finale
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The Bachelor Watching Crew Makes Unreasonable Predictions for the Season Finale

So per usual, Bachelor Monday consisted of wine, food and tons of judgement. Since it was “the biggest finale in Bachelor history” and all, what with Prince Farming finally claiming his princess…and kidnapping her and taking her as prisoner to bumfuck Iowa. Just for shits and giggles, my watch party and I locked in our … Continue reading

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Why 5 Hours of The Bachelor Yesterday Was a Good Thing
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Why 5 Hours of The Bachelor Yesterday Was a Good Thing

The producers of this season are messing with my scheduling. WHY. Why did we need two nights of The Bachelor this week? Obviously, I was watching another ridiculously long television special—3.5 hours of the SNL 40th anniversary bc Taylor Swift, Emma Stone, Kristen Wiig, need I go on? So, I actually watched all 5 hours … Continue reading

19 Reasons for Prince Farming to Party with Us
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19 Reasons for Prince Farming to Party with Us

As we all know, ABC’s The Bachelor is the greatest thing to every happen to a Monday (sorry Monday Night Football…). There is nothing better than gathering with your friends, to sit down, enjoy a bottle of wine with your besties each and obsess over the phenomenon that is reality dating television–that is unless the stars of said reality … Continue reading

Real Things Said By Real People on The Bachelor Premiere
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Real Things Said By Real People on The Bachelor Premiere

The World’s Hottest Farmer (other than Old McDonald—dude was hot when he was Young McDonald) is back on TV now as the one—the ONLY (this calendar year)—BACHELOR on ABC. So prepare yourself for tears, “I didn’t come here to make friends,” champagne toasts to “happiness” or “love” or other punch words for Hallmark, and roses … Continue reading