So per usual, Bachelor Monday consisted of wine, food and tons of judgement. Since it was “the biggest finale in Bachelor history” and all, what with Prince Farming finally claiming his princess…and kidnapping her and taking her as prisoner to bumfuck Iowa. Just for shits and giggles, my watch party and I locked in our … Continue reading
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Bachelor WTA: We Called (Some of) It
HAHA SO LAST NIGHT. I hung out with a bunch of women and drank wine while we watched other women yell at each other over friendship and a boy. People called people insecure and jealous. Tears were shed. Eyes were rolled. And like I wasn’t in a sorority house. It was Women Tell All on … Continue reading
If The Bachelor Was a Fantasy Football League, We All Would’ve Lost
Pretty much, The Bachelor is my football. Not the “watches the Super Bowl every year” football fan, or the “just watches whatever game is on” football fan. No… to me, I competitively analyze the potential of each player woman and compare them to otherteams and just like eat and drink while watching with friends. So, obviously, … Continue reading
19 Reasons for Prince Farming to Party with Us
As we all know, ABC’s The Bachelor is the greatest thing to every happen to a Monday (sorry Monday Night Football…). There is nothing better than gathering with your friends, to sit down, enjoy a bottle of wine with your besties each and obsess over the phenomenon that is reality dating television–that is unless the stars of said reality … Continue reading
Real Things Said By Real People on The Bachelor Premiere
The World’s Hottest Farmer (other than Old McDonald—dude was hot when he was Young McDonald) is back on TV now as the one—the ONLY (this calendar year)—BACHELOR on ABC. So prepare yourself for tears, “I didn’t come here to make friends,” champagne toasts to “happiness” or “love” or other punch words for Hallmark, and roses … Continue reading