‘Twas the Night of The Bachelorette…
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‘Twas the Night of The Bachelorette…

…and all through my apartment. Not a insta went unliked nor a tweet not sent. No wine in the pantry hadn’t been uncorked. And no pasta on our plates went un-forked. I in my yoga pants my friends in theirs too. All patiently waited to see what the producers would do. The clock ticked seven and the … Continue reading

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A few of our favorite things: April
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A few of our favorite things: April

Here is a collection of things that we’re crazy about here at It’s Not Hou this month. Check ’em out because you’re missing out. Terrible Poker Face. Incredible blog about love and life and being single [in Houston no less!].  It’s written by an anonymous English teacher and reads like a novel. Her exs are your exs. Her struggles are … Continue reading

The Bachelor Watching Crew Makes Unreasonable Predictions for the Season Finale
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The Bachelor Watching Crew Makes Unreasonable Predictions for the Season Finale

So per usual, Bachelor Monday consisted of wine, food and tons of judgement. Since it was “the biggest finale in Bachelor history” and all, what with Prince Farming finally claiming his princess…and kidnapping her and taking her as prisoner to bumfuck Iowa. Just for shits and giggles, my watch party and I locked in our … Continue reading

Dating Reality TV 101: It’s the Worst but Actually the Best
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Dating Reality TV 101: It’s the Worst but Actually the Best

Single? Desperate? Looking for “The One”? Turn on your telly, open your Netflicks, and fire up your Tivo, because reality dating is both the best and worst thing to every happen to your week nights. If you haven’t indulged in this phenomenal occurrence in the reality tv world, GTFO, are you human?! it’s about time. I know what you’re thinking: … Continue reading

Real Things Said By Real People on The Bachelor Premiere
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Real Things Said By Real People on The Bachelor Premiere

The World’s Hottest Farmer (other than Old McDonald—dude was hot when he was Young McDonald) is back on TV now as the one—the ONLY (this calendar year)—BACHELOR on ABC. So prepare yourself for tears, “I didn’t come here to make friends,” champagne toasts to “happiness” or “love” or other punch words for Hallmark, and roses … Continue reading