…and all through my apartment. Not a insta went unliked nor a tweet not sent. No wine in the pantry hadn’t been uncorked. And no pasta on our plates went un-forked. I in my yoga pants my friends in theirs too. All patiently waited to see what the producers would do. The clock ticked seven and the … Continue reading
Here is a collection of things that we’re crazy about here at It’s Not Hou this month. Check ’em out because you’re missing out. Terrible Poker Face. Incredible blog about love and life and being single [in Houston no less!]. It’s written by an anonymous English teacher and reads like a novel. Her exs are your exs. Her struggles are … Continue reading
So per usual, Bachelor Monday consisted of wine, food and tons of judgement. Since it was “the biggest finale in Bachelor history” and all, what with Prince Farming finally claiming his princess…and kidnapping her and taking her as prisoner to bumfuck Iowa. Just for shits and giggles, my watch party and I locked in our … Continue reading
HAHA SO LAST NIGHT. I hung out with a bunch of women and drank wine while we watched other women yell at each other over friendship and a boy. People called people insecure and jealous. Tears were shed. Eyes were rolled. And like I wasn’t in a sorority house. It was Women Tell All on … Continue reading
So, I’m having trouble typing this because my I rolled my eyes so many times last night, they are permanently stuck there. Sorjsy forr any smelling mitoks. As we all know, Kelsey is absolutely insane, and everyone else is pretty hilarious about it. Here are some things that were said/tweeted Kaitlin: “There’s something in the … Continue reading
Single? Desperate? Looking for “The One”? Turn on your telly, open your Netflicks, and fire up your Tivo, because reality dating is both the best and worst thing to every happen to your week nights. If you haven’t indulged in this phenomenal occurrence in the reality tv world, GTFO, are you human?! it’s about time. I know what you’re thinking: … Continue reading
So, I’m taking this quiz (internet, bc I’m not in school—still is exciting to me) about whether Chris Soules and I are Soules-mates. I could’ve bet that we weren’t. For instance, I like pizza and he likes corn. I like writing, and he likes corn. I like cities, and he likes corn. I like cats, … Continue reading
The World’s Hottest Farmer (other than Old McDonald—dude was hot when he was Young McDonald) is back on TV now as the one—the ONLY (this calendar year)—BACHELOR on ABC. So prepare yourself for tears, “I didn’t come here to make friends,” champagne toasts to “happiness” or “love” or other punch words for Hallmark, and roses … Continue reading