The Bachelorette: If the Bachelorette Were Bumble (Week 3)

Posted on June 1, 2015 by Natalie Harms • 2 Comments

So for, like, the first time ever, it truly was the most dramatic Bachelorette ever. Kaitlyn loves Clint, Clint loves JJ, and JJ loves attention. #BrosBeforeHoes #BrokebackBachelor We picked up at the end of last week’s rose ceremony (mid Kupah meltdown) and Houston went home (wahhh) while Healer slides into home (#producerpick). He does peace … Continue reading →

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The Bachelorette: The Name Game (Week 2)

Posted on May 25, 2015 by Natalie Harms • 1 Comment

I’m realizing that I can’t ever be a true feminist as long as I watch The Bachelorette. Just, like… the two don’t compute. Especially this week 2 of the Kaitlyn season. Eek. I need a hole to put my head in. It STORMED in Houston during the episode, so I lost some moments of the … Continue reading →

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The Best [and the Worst] Twisted Shotz Flavors

Posted on May 19, 2015 by Anastasia Hansen • Leave a comment

Twisted Shotz, America’s first shooter brand for women, is coming to Houston this summer and spreading their mantra, “Women call the shotz!” Lolz. Cheesy mantra, delicious shots. It’s Not Hou had a chance to get twisted in style (aka by watching the season premiere of The Bachelorette). The shotz come in little plastic shot glasses with a divider … Continue reading →

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‘Twas the Night of The Bachelorette…

Posted on May 19, 2015 by Natalie Harms • 1 Comment

…and all through my apartment. Not a insta went unliked nor a tweet not sent. No wine in the pantry hadn’t been uncorked. And no pasta on our plates went un-forked. I in my yoga pants my friends in theirs too. All patiently waited to see what the producers would do. The clock ticked seven and the … Continue reading →

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The Bachelorette(s?): The Drinking-No-Thinking Game

Posted on May 19, 2015 by Natalie Harms • 1 Comment

OK, so I’m a little scared of how much of my fake spoilers were right. But I’m more scared of this season. After part one of night one (like an effing Shakespeare play. Act 1, Scene 1: The Sexism in the Foyer), I’m convinced that this season is going to be a shit show, so … Continue reading →

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Super True, Not at All Satirical Bachelorette Spoilers (They Are All So Real, We Swear)

Posted on May 16, 2015 by Natalie Harms • 2 Comments

For an It’s Not Hou It’s Me exclusive, I sat down with Chris B. Harrison (close personal friend). I got him to gab about some spoilers for the first episode of this season of The Bachelorette, which premieres Monday (you bet your roses we’ll be writing all about it). So here are some very real, … Continue reading →