You better stock up on wine, guys. May 23rd will be here before you know it, fresh with 26 new dudes vying for JoJo’s love or whatever. More importantly, though, May 23rd means Monday night with your girls, and we want to make it competitive af. Last Bachelor season, we made our first rulebook for … Continue reading
Ah, yes, the episode where Ben goes home to meet the parents, and we all fight over which family member the women look like most. (Spoiler: Amanda’s offsprings look like her miniaturized, but their voices are deeper. Weird.) Also a common thing that happens on every single hometown: The girls, on cue, all feel nervous about … Continue reading
I can hate watch an ENTIRE season of The Bachelor/The Bachelorette. But still. That final episode. I let myself forget that the entire season took place over two months (TWO MONTHS!!1!). These people have “fallen in love” in a shorter time than your summer break. I’ve had my tooth brush longer than that (ew?). There … Continue reading
Kaitlyn Bristowe is not a saint. She never claimed to be that nor is that a prerequisite for being The Bachelorette. When she was on The Bachelor, she did not mislead ANYONE into thinking she was one way (i.e. well-behaved romantic with idealistic dreams and a PC approach to things, like most Bachelorettes) only to … Continue reading
Kaitlyn is driving us crazy. With here back and forth with Shawn and Nick… meanwhile the world’s most perfect, articulate man (ahem, Ben) is just chillin with his beautiful face and his above-a-3rd-grade-reading-level words (not something all the guys can claim). That is, until he is asked to leave. Kaitlyn, THIS is why everyone trolls … Continue reading
Drink every time you… feel incredibly uncomfortable watching The Bachelorette. Drunk. This show is, like, awesome, right? Like, sure overdramatic by a lot, but how articulate is Kaitlyn. I’ve decided that she is perfect for this. Follow her on snapchat. Your life will change. But… So, like so much manmotion this week. How awkward is … Continue reading
Y’all. ABC just wrote a FAT check to http://www.dramaticmusicforsale.com. Just like wow. #Emotions SO many emotions that I was like yawn. WE GET IT. You love Shawn (Obvi) and just think Nick is super sexy. I’m fine with it, but it just seems weird it’s not the other way around? Like, have you seen Shawn? … Continue reading
If I could, I’d use emojis for everything. I can’t, so I’ll tell you what happened on this week’s Bachelorette via my emoji skillz (mental note: add to resume). I’m doing this because you absolutely do not want me to weigh in on the drama of Nickgate 2K15. Buy me a drink, and I’ll explain to … Continue reading
Fact: The Bachelorette went to Texas. Fact: This pleases me much. False: San Antonio is in the heart of TX. “Deep in the heart of Texas” is more of a construct than an actual destination. Home is where the heart is, therefore home is the heart of Texas. UGH FOREIGNERS DON’T GET IT. False: Gruene … Continue reading
It’s like day two and they are already jet setting. Where to? To stay in Times Square in NYC where they go on a date in a deserted Met (stahp), copter around the Statue of Liberty (shut the front door) then they dance on Broadway and touch the new years eve ball. WHAT. Thousands of NYC … Continue reading