My friends and I have always had the inside joke of “The Bachelor Intern.” You know, the poor soul who has to drain the hot tub at the end of the night and trim the thorns off the roses that are presented to the ladies. Tonight, during Bachelor Live, Chris Harrison alluded to this joke, … Continue reading
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The Bachelor: Ben Goes Mad… Libs (Week 3)
We found out Jubilee is obsessed with hot dogs (wink, wink; nudge, nudge), Olivia has cankles and Shushanna knows English, but meanwhile we were getting drunk while watching the third episode of Ben the Bachelor. Lauren B. got the first one-on-one date and so know I officially know who she is: boring. JK. But she … Continue reading
The Bachelor: Season 20’s Drinking Game (Week 2)
Week two of Ben Higgins’ season was much like week two of everyone else’s: Girls claiming to be the bachelor’s wife after less than 48 hours of knowing him, women bitching about other women, the bachelor being absolutely oblivious to everything and just kissing everything with lips, etc. The first group date girls went back … Continue reading
The Bachelor: 10 Things That Were Actually Insane (Week 1)
We’re still pretty effing proud of our Fantasy Suiteball game, and everyone got super into it and SUPER competitive, e.g. we are going to need more wine. I’d say our draft night was pretty much a success… except for Chris Harrison stealing our Fantasy Suiteball drafting idea for his stupid Bachelor Live thing. NOT. COOL. GET OUT. … Continue reading
Your Bachelor Fantasy Suiteball League is Here
Football season is over and you’re either a. looking to fill a major gap in your life created by the conclusion of your fantasy football league, or b. SO JEALOUS of your friend who WON their fantasy football league and almost wish that you cared a flying flip about football so you could play in … Continue reading
Bachelor in Paradise: The Season, as Predicted by Snapchat
So, everyone follow @Bachsnaps on Snapchats… and if you already do, you got some fine pics from the paradise crew. So, like everything, I read a lot into each photo. Clearly, there are some secret spoilers in here. Allow me to predict… Carly and Kirk seem to be pretty close still… hmm are they like … Continue reading
The Bachelorette: The Final Rose, as Told by Gifs
I can hate watch an ENTIRE season of The Bachelor/The Bachelorette. But still. That final episode. I let myself forget that the entire season took place over two months (TWO MONTHS!!1!). These people have “fallen in love” in a shorter time than your summer break. I’ve had my tooth brush longer than that (ew?). There … Continue reading
The Bachelorette: We’ve Gone Mad (Week 9)
Kaitlyn is driving us crazy. With here back and forth with Shawn and Nick… meanwhile the world’s most perfect, articulate man (ahem, Ben) is just chillin with his beautiful face and his above-a-3rd-grade-reading-level words (not something all the guys can claim). That is, until he is asked to leave. Kaitlyn, THIS is why everyone trolls … Continue reading
The Bachelorette: The 11 Faces You Make During a Bach-ed Breakup (Week 8)
Drink every time you… feel incredibly uncomfortable watching The Bachelorette. Drunk. This show is, like, awesome, right? Like, sure overdramatic by a lot, but how articulate is Kaitlyn. I’ve decided that she is perfect for this. Follow her on snapchat. Your life will change. But… So, like so much manmotion this week. How awkward is … Continue reading
The Bachelorette: GET ON MY LEVEL (Week 7)
Y’all. ABC just wrote a FAT check to http://www.dramaticmusicforsale.com. Just like wow. #Emotions SO many emotions that I was like yawn. WE GET IT. You love Shawn (Obvi) and just think Nick is super sexy. I’m fine with it, but it just seems weird it’s not the other way around? Like, have you seen Shawn? … Continue reading