https://twitter.com/anneherrm/status/704507928942944258 Weird things happen on The Bachelor all the time, so polygamy isn’t that far off, right? WRONG. This episode of The Bachelor REALLY grinded my gears. THANKFULLY, there was Twitter to make me laugh to and clap at. Twitter game was super strong, so I thought I’d have Twitter help me recap the episode. … Continue reading
Ah, yes, the episode where Ben goes home to meet the parents, and we all fight over which family member the women look like most. (Spoiler: Amanda’s offsprings look like her miniaturized, but their voices are deeper. Weird.) Also a common thing that happens on every single hometown: The girls, on cue, all feel nervous about … Continue reading
I had a decision to make. Do I watch The Bachelor? Or do I watch The Grammys, in which queens Tay, Adele, etc. all perform. I knew I had a commitment to The Bachelor. My girl Amanda is holding it down for my fantasy team, and it looked like this episode was going to be … Continue reading
This week, The Bachelor went on Spring Break to study abroad (isn’t that what we all told our parents back in the day?) El Bachelor concursantes van al Mexico. Oye vey. Amanda (my girl) raked in the points for my suiteball with a 1-on-1 date. Then Olivia, also my girl—embarrassingly, hijacked the group date, and yes, … Continue reading
My friends and I have always had the inside joke of “The Bachelor Intern.” You know, the poor soul who has to drain the hot tub at the end of the night and trim the thorns off the roses that are presented to the ladies. Tonight, during Bachelor Live, Chris Harrison alluded to this joke, … Continue reading
We found out Jubilee is obsessed with hot dogs (wink, wink; nudge, nudge), Olivia has cankles and Shushanna knows English, but meanwhile we were getting drunk while watching the third episode of Ben the Bachelor. Lauren B. got the first one-on-one date and so know I officially know who she is: boring. JK. But she … Continue reading
Week two of Ben Higgins’ season was much like week two of everyone else’s: Girls claiming to be the bachelor’s wife after less than 48 hours of knowing him, women bitching about other women, the bachelor being absolutely oblivious to everything and just kissing everything with lips, etc. The first group date girls went back … Continue reading
We’re still pretty effing proud of our Fantasy Suiteball game, and everyone got super into it and SUPER competitive, e.g. we are going to need more wine. I’d say our draft night was pretty much a success… except for Chris Harrison stealing our Fantasy Suiteball drafting idea for his stupid Bachelor Live thing. NOT. COOL. GET OUT. … Continue reading
We’re like not even a week into this year, and I bet you’re already feeling the New Year’s resolution struggle. I feel you. It’s rough, and often you’re probably a little more ambitious in the last eve of 2015 than you are on your normal goal setting days. Remember: You don’t need a new year to … Continue reading
Football season is over and you’re either a. looking to fill a major gap in your life created by the conclusion of your fantasy football league, or b. SO JEALOUS of your friend who WON their fantasy football league and almost wish that you cared a flying flip about football so you could play in … Continue reading