This week, The Bachelor went on Spring Break to study abroad (isn’t that what we all told our parents back in the day?) El Bachelor concursantes van al Mexico. Oye vey. Amanda (my girl) raked in the points for my suiteball with a 1-on-1 date. Then Olivia, also my girl—embarrassingly, hijacked the group date, and yes, … Continue reading
My friends and I have always had the inside joke of “The Bachelor Intern.” You know, the poor soul who has to drain the hot tub at the end of the night and trim the thorns off the roses that are presented to the ladies. Tonight, during Bachelor Live, Chris Harrison alluded to this joke, … Continue reading
We found out Jubilee is obsessed with hot dogs (wink, wink; nudge, nudge), Olivia has cankles and Shushanna knows English, but meanwhile we were getting drunk while watching the third episode of Ben the Bachelor. Lauren B. got the first one-on-one date and so know I officially know who she is: boring. JK. But she … Continue reading
Week two of Ben Higgins’ season was much like week two of everyone else’s: Girls claiming to be the bachelor’s wife after less than 48 hours of knowing him, women bitching about other women, the bachelor being absolutely oblivious to everything and just kissing everything with lips, etc. The first group date girls went back … Continue reading
We’re still pretty effing proud of our Fantasy Suiteball game, and everyone got super into it and SUPER competitive, e.g. we are going to need more wine. I’d say our draft night was pretty much a success… except for Chris Harrison stealing our Fantasy Suiteball drafting idea for his stupid Bachelor Live thing. NOT. COOL. GET OUT. … Continue reading
Football season is over and you’re either a. looking to fill a major gap in your life created by the conclusion of your fantasy football league, or b. SO JEALOUS of your friend who WON their fantasy football league and almost wish that you cared a flying flip about football so you could play in … Continue reading
Y’all, November was a LOT. So much happened, and as they temps are dropping, our love (apparently) is rising. Here’s a (pretty decently long) list of what we loved this month—I’ll skip the lengthy descriptions. Turning 1. OK, exhibit A of being busy this month. It’s Not Hou turned 1 year old. Our lil baby … Continue reading
So, we were all ready to give you some sassy political insight to this Wednesday’s republican debate by way of a spot-on drinking game. We were ready to make cultural references and Donald Trump hair jokes, etc. And then, while logging in to our website, we came across something peculiar… an almost finished drinking game for … Continue reading
Looking to right swipe your way to find a bae? I give you Bumble. The classier dating app cousin to Tinder–where the women hold the power. Given my time on the app, I find that Bumble generally has less crazies and more steadily employed gentlemen. Cheers to that. Anyways, no matter how you’re electronically trying to find love, you … Continue reading
So, everyone follow @Bachsnaps on Snapchats… and if you already do, you got some fine pics from the paradise crew. So, like everything, I read a lot into each photo. Clearly, there are some secret spoilers in here. Allow me to predict… Carly and Kirk seem to be pretty close still… hmm are they like … Continue reading