According to me, this season is over. Luke was sent home, and my jaw is still on the floor. Luke is EVERYTHING and I’m 100% judging JoJo for her MISTAKEZ. Anyways, Luke went home, we cried, then the overnight dates started. Robby killed it, Jordan was OK, but then Chase, AFTER getting invited to the … Continue reading
Chad is officially gone, and JoJo and the boys are glad. So, now I believe it is time to recap with rhymes that are bad. Of course, my rhymes are far from perfect, But I think with my wit I can sorta nail it. This week there were a few dates, exactly three, And here … Continue reading
I don’t always tweet, but when I do, it’s because the Bachelor is on, and every once and a while, I tweet something funny. Meanwhile, James Taylor survived an apocalypse. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/HG09PtShOz — Natalie Harms (@nataliejharms) June 8, 2016 But yeah not often. The real twitter heroes are out there, though. Here some of my … Continue reading
Dearest Chad, You don’t know me, but you are on my Fantasy Suiteball team (last round pick — I panicked and picked the one guy I had heard about, a decision I whole-heartedly regret). And, given the amount of screen time ABC gives you, I feel like I already know you. Which is why I’m … Continue reading
Now that we all have the JoJo song stuck in our heads, TIME TO DRINK. Week two and all the bros are burnt already. Because, priorities. JoJo made her suitors fight fire, and DUH the fire fighter won the game, but Wells won her heart (and mine and also a Snapchat follow from me too). … Continue reading
Come showtime, last night our wine glasses were full, our confidence high, and our Bachelorette Fantasy Suiteball teams locked in. OF COURSE we’re doing a fantasy league this year for The Bachelorette. After all, the first one was so successful. I’m p pumped for my team. I have Wells (swoon, that smile), Luke (#TexasAF), Chad … Continue reading
You better stock up on wine, guys. May 23rd will be here before you know it, fresh with 26 new dudes vying for JoJo’s love or whatever. More importantly, though, May 23rd means Monday night with your girls, and we want to make it competitive af. Last Bachelor season, we made our first rulebook for … Continue reading
This finale is literally the opposite of the “most dramatic episode of The Bachelor in history.” It, like Ben, was pretty safe, predictable, and, you know, normal. Ben reminded me of what I liked about The Bachelor when young Natalie first watched with her mom. It felt, I don’t know, chill. Bachelor and chill? First … Continue reading
The most dramatic episode in Bachelor history would DEFINITELY be a Women Tell All episode NO DOUBT. And, lucky us, we get a WTA this Monday. I say lucky because it means one thing: DRINKING GAME. This one is completely irrelevant, so let’s update it. Drink every time someone talks over someone else Drink every … Continue reading
https://twitter.com/anneherrm/status/704507928942944258 Weird things happen on The Bachelor all the time, so polygamy isn’t that far off, right? WRONG. This episode of The Bachelor REALLY grinded my gears. THANKFULLY, there was Twitter to make me laugh to and clap at. Twitter game was super strong, so I thought I’d have Twitter help me recap the episode. … Continue reading